The United Kingdom of Canadian Western Cape is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.55 billion Canadian Western Capeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The thriving Canadian Western Capean economy, worth 854 trillion rubleses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 73,991 rubleses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,485 per year while the poor average 13,252, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canadian Western Cape's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Canadian Western Cape is ranked 36,918^th in the world and 22^nd in matheo for Largest Populations, with 11.6 billion capita.